pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

tallulahfontaine:

A lil alberta drawing i did that my hometown girl got tattooed

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados